Jeans, jeans, the magical fruit, the more you wear the more you…. want to buy more and more in many different styles and washes. Ok, that doesn’t rhyme, but it’s true and 100% veracity is my pledge to you!

Let’s talk about jeans.

That’s me in the photo. You can see I look very happy in my jeans. If not happy, then at least clothed. A better example is my friend Jessica who bought new jeans today and felt so good in them – I know that feeling well, I have many many pairs of jeans from size 30 (when Dad died and I drowned my sorrows in chocolate) to size 26 (when I dated this really skinny guy who always seemed to be skinnier and daintier than me – argh! I had to win). Mostly I’m about a size 28. What mainly lead me to this topic though was cleaning out my jeans collection yesterday, which was a gala event. During my own personal runway show I tried on every single pair of jeans(that I could fit into) and determined whether they went into the Keep But Store Away Cuz They Don’t Fit pile or the Currently Using pile or the These Jeans Don’t Actually Look Good On Me And I Will Never Allow Them To Sully My Image Again pile. I tried to be very honest, especially with how my butt looked in them, it’s taken enough abuse lately. :/

Some of the parameters that you can mess with to find jeans that you love, for many different aspects of your life such as: strolls along the pacific ocean, sipping a chai latte on Haight & Ashbury, your company picnic, and dancing on stage at night clubs; are washes, length, leg width, pockets, rips, and other embellishments.

I will discourse more on this topic in my next post. Right now I am sleepy. Goodnight! xo